Crack?! In my weed?!?!

Good afternoon (or morning, whatever) ladies and gentlemen. Today I come to you to share a story involving emotional pain, call of duty, and crack cocaine.

I bought an oz of "Dank Shit" from a friend of a friend over the past weekend, and have been smoking out of it sparingly. Two nights ago however, a friend and I baked out my car while I was parked in my driveway. This was more of my new weed than I had smoked at once... so needless to say I was pretty fucking stoned. So we go back inside, and I notice I am felling a little strange. I'm clenching my teeth, shaking uncontrollably, and am feeling extremely disoriented- moving my head from one direction to the other actually made me feel physically nauseous. I ignore my ailments for a while and get on Call of Duty: Black Ops hoping that occupying my mind with something would help. I was wrong. About 2 minutes into the first match (the shaking was ruining my ability to play, so I wasn't having that good of a time) I thought for fucking sure that I felt a huge ass cockroach crawling up my chest. I. Flipped. The. Fuck. Out. Not as bad as I flipped once I looked down and realized that nothing was there. I promptly turned off COD and got in bed, wanting to end this experience as quickly as possible. I feel asleep after the worst part of the experience had ended, but ever since that night I sometimes think that I am feeling bugs crawling under my skin.
That experience was unlike ANYTHING I have ever had while high, and I am worried that my weed has been laced with crack cocaine. Now, I am a firm believer for trying most everything at least once, but I'm sure that you all can sympathise with how I'm feeling right now: pissed, worried, and a little cautious. I'm the only one that had this kind of experience from smoking the weed (neither my friend nor my brother can attest to have had the same kind of high), so I'm not totally certain that the weed has been laced, I may have just been tripping out. Im debating on either I should trash the rest of my oz or not, I could use some sound advice if you all have it.
In other news, my old computer died on me and I just got my new one a week ago, so I apologize for my prolonged absence. I thought that you all would enjoy(?) this story, so I figured that I may as well "re-open" the blog with it.
Well, that's all for today. Stay stoned friends, and remember: smoke responsibly. Don't be giving the rest of us a bad name :)

Weed Pr0n

Here at the Diary of a Pot Smoker, I knew from day one that one of the things I wanted to give you guys access too were pictures of good-looking bud. Well, for those of you who havent noticed already, we got em. You can look up at the top-left corner of the screen to see a slide show of pictured being streamed from my photobucket account. Under the slideshow you can get a link to the picture album itself. I'll be updating it regularly, and I have plans to add a second album to our photobucket account with stoner comic pictures. If you have good weed pr0n or stoner comics, feel free to send them to me at roflsopter1137@gmail.com

THC Enriched Butter

Hey again everyone. For this post, I will be explaining to you how to make THC enriched butter. For those of you who don't know, THC is the chemicall ingredient in marijuana that gets you high. So basically, Im going to be telling you guys how to make butter that gets you fucked up.

Before you begin your journy, you'r going to need a few supplys:
-A sauce pan
-Two (2) sticks of butter
-A quarter oz of cannibis (ungrounded, seriously. If you use grinded up weed you'll fuck the whole thing up. Use large buds)
-A mixing utinsle
-A strainer

First off, unwrap your butter and put it into the saucepan. Then, put the pan on the stove and set it on low heat. Then, throw your weed in. Watch the butter and weed carefully to prevent it from burning, boiling or spilling over the edge of the pan. Take the saucepan off the stove immediately once the butter has melted, and pour the butter through the strainer into a bowl or dish. Allow the butter to cool slightly before using. Now, if you have done this correctly, you should have some delicious THC enriched butter. You can use this butter just like normal butter for cooking.

Bon Appétit.

Resin Hits

Before addressing updates to the blog and future plans, I would like to talk about resin hits, for those of you who don't know or haven't heard.

We have all been there before; you're out of weed, you're bored, and you need something to do. Well, if you have an bong or pipe that you have been smoking out of for a while you may be in luck. You see, after prolonged use the bowl of a bong or pipe can build up resin from the weed that has been smoked out of it. So if you have had a bowl or pipe that you have used for a long time, you could get high from smoking out of it even without weed! Just smoke out of it as if it had weed in it and you can catch a buzz. I'm not surprised if you're sceptical, but try it. You really have nothing to lose.

Now, on to blog updates. Diary of a Pot Smoker is now on Photobucket, and we are streaming pictures from that profile on the blog via slide show. If you haven't seen it yet, check out the top left hand corner of the blog. There is a link to the Photobucket album under the slide show, but if you're too lazy to look for it you can reach the album here.

The next two things that we want put up on the blog for our readers are pot related recipes, and links to several different marijuana related websites (just in case you cant find what you are looking for here). Until next time.

-John Smith

Open for your pleasure!

Welcome all to The Diary of a Pot Smoker, THE blog for the cannabis fan and your one stop spot for all things related to the best plant god put on this earth!

As of now, the blog is pretty skimpy. However, we have plans to expand our boarders rapidly in hopes of providing you with all thing marijuana related. We have big plans for this humble blog, but some of them include:

• Recipes
• Pictures
• All sorts of handy info!
• Do-it-yourself instructions for all sorts of homemade pipes, water pipes, hookahs, and more.
• Great music for the pot lover.
• Anything else that our readers ask or demand of us.

This blog is going to be a direct reflection of our readers and there wishes. We deeply encourage our readers to talk to us and discuss with each other what they want from Diary of a Pot Smoker. After all, giving pleasure and information our readers are the only reason we do this and the only reason we will continue to do so.

And at that, I will wrap up this post. Next post will be ready for your viewing pleasure no later than the day after tomorrow. If there is something in particular you would like discussed, say so in the comments below. May this blog stay afloat for a long time, and may we meet your marijuana needs, each and every day, until the end of the Internet!

-John Smith